yes, i am a hipster :-), have you heard of lana del rey?? probably not.
I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am
I’m surrounded by people who just wanna get blackout drunk for fun. Like nah man. Let’s go camping or take a road trip or do some stuff we haven’t done before. I wanna live.
Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog